There were two people, and they both loved their CD.
The first one took it out and played it every day. The second one just left his sitting there and never touched it.
The first person’s CD got him through plenty of unforgettable moments. The second person’s CD, though, had him looking forward to the future.
One day, the two of them got to talking about their CDs.
The first one said, “I’m so glad I bought it. I take it out almost every day. Totally worth it.”
The second one froze.
“Wait, you take yours out every day and it still earns interest? Which bank is that?”
